Whoa, don't get crazy now, eight is a pipe dream. Scantily clad numbers is an idea though, perhaps they can moan just platonically enough for YouTuber content farms to be able to show it off.
A great man once said, "Aim higher. You may not hit the target, but you won't shoot your leg off, for sure." Forget about youtubers. Leave the numbers in their pristine nakedness and count on another platform, which is visited by the remaining 90% of Internet visitors :)