What the actual hell is going on with the huge number of different downloads? I'm not sure if this is meant to be part of a bit, or if you guys are actually that disorganized. They're all horribly named, too, so I have no idea which one is which once I've downloaded them. Honestly, between that, the wall of text on the game page, and the 40 devlogs, I was starting to get soured on the game before I'd even played it. I can see why you guys though this would be funny, and I've done similar things in the past. The reality, though, is that I'm not invested enough in what to me is a random jam game to really engage, and that likely rings true for most players.
So, I gave up on all that and just played the version on the jam page.
I honestly have no idea how the game is supposed to work. Clicking cards would play them, but only sometimes, and I have no idea why. The card stats panel on the upper left doesn't seem to change. I lost one round, lost the second, and I have no idea why.
Unfortunately, I think this one falls on the "so bad it's terrible" side of that knife edge between that and "so bad it's good". The visual style is perfect, as is the audio, and the general concept is solid, but the gameplay is just too opaque and confusing. It's not clear how my actions as a player are mapping to things happening in the game or what any of the animations happening mean. I'm just left to randomly click buttons to maybe get an ending.