Great Job! I loved the humor that the cards added to the game. The systems seemed balanced, there was a lot of great polish, and this felt like a great idea for the theme. If you plan to expand the game, I think adding cursors that stay on the game and autoclick for you could be great, maybe allowing it to have an afk aspect like cookie clicker. But I also like the uniqueness you created and the humor is just so fitting for the theme.
GJ!