I laughed harder than I probably should have at this, it's gonzo and absurd in the most endearing way I can imagine.
I absolutely adore the art and the music. These combined with the very deadpan writing make for a much more artful end product than one would maybe expect at first glance. I suspect that the MS Paint graphics and silly tone belie much deeper talent on the part of the creator.
There isn't much to the gameplay, but I really hope you continue to participate in future jams, I'm genuinely excited to see what you come up with in the future.