So, comments so far:
Oh god oh god, the Cpu requirements on this one as the fire grows.
Holy cow.
The SOUND starts lagging.
Surely there is a better way.
Also: The Host can use items at the end of their turn... but apparently I can't? (The "turn arrows" vanish when I pick up an item, so I have to store it, and then try to use it next turn. Very frustrating if Host is holding a crowbar)