This is actually pretty fun, Dave is very intimating for absolutely no reason.
D̶͎͗̂̅ͅẢ̷̟̊̕͜V̷̨̼͇̱͑È̶͍͒̏,̶̫̰̤͋̍ ̷̙̦̻̯̃̀̉͝T̷͇̠͉̥̍͛̌H̸̠͓̩̏Ȅ̸̢̬̫͐̈̍ ̶̡̩̾͌̀C̴̲̄Ó̶̡̡̘̥́̈́N̸̡̾͜͠Ŝ̴͚̮̫̙̔͘U̶̧̼̫̘͒M̵̩̚E̸̙̬̭̤͐͗͂͠R̸̝̘̦̈̋́ ̸̩̫͔͒̐̽Ọ̴̭̹͎̃F̴̡̻̣̙͐͌̉ ̸̛̝̘̬̇̏À̵̜̟L̷̉̋ͅL̵̳͕̬̾̈́͛