I have the results! But to get them to you, I need:
- Your home address
- Your phone number
- Your credit card number (and pin)
- Your wife
- Your firstborn child
- Your skills with a blade
- Your pet dog
- Your favorite flavor of ice cream
- Your home gym
- Your soul
- Your preference for Mario or Luigi
- Your TI-84 calculator you stole from your school in 10th grade
- Your subscription to my SoundCloud
After all of the requirements are met, you will need to wait approximately 2 weeks until my carrier pigeon drops the results in your mail.