Call me shell shocked. Wow. What have you done? This review deserves a review of itself. You have discovered the secrets and history of egg at an unfathomable level. Even going through the trouble of playing forsaken test builds? Reading design documents? But even seeing the heart and soul I poured into a game that might seem like philosophical shitposting on the surface. Heck, even uncovering redacted lore. What a gentleman, scholar and a historian. You sir, have the soul of a true eggsplorer. The Rockstar that was promised! Thank you for playing!