Was the music made by you or by someone else. I didn't see a credits attribution.
Also the potion of mediocrity was a nice touch.
Definitely could have used an FOV slider so I can play through the game on "Quake Pro"
Also a bouncyness slider for pure chaos and a character height slider for memes(I don't know maybe it would let you lift boxes with your forehead or something).
A gravity slider(that allows for inverted grafity) and a red/blue 3d option so I can experience the game in 4 dimensions would have been a nice touch.