Brought a smile to my face! Thank you for making this :D
Only thing I would like to ask is, if you play a very loud sound very suddenly, even if it's the *point* of a joke to not be expected, please give some sort of warning for the folks that are particularly sensitive to this kind of stuff - e.g. people with auditory processing issues, people with certain kinds of trauma, people with auditory triggerable disorders. My partner has a heart disease that genuinely causes her to faint from strong jumpscares/shock moments, which, as you might imagine, can be dangerous dependent on which environment you're in.
Still though, the game itself is to-the-point, easy to figure out and I like the humour! So overall, thumbs up :)