Thanks for playing Cia!
I had scaled the reload timer and move speed down initially to provide space for the relevant upgrades (e.g. "reload speed" ), but on hindsight it might have been too much! A shorter default timer would have felt better. 10 days was also an arbitrary amount set for a win con, but perhaps a 5 day limit would have made it a shorter and sweeter experience given the lack of variation in its current scope!
I lol-ed at your punny concluding statement :D