Ah yes, just as I remember it from the LOTR: 'You cannot pass,’ he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. ‘I am a servant of the Secret Fryer, wielder of the onion rings of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fries will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the oils! You cannot pass.’ The Balrog made no answer.