Heheh hi hooman! It’s me, Dipper, an' I took ova Liz's puter 'cuz dis game be all 'bout ME! Dis game is sooo pawsome! I had lotsa fun bouncin’ 'round da puzzles, though some bits made my tiny puppy brain work reaaal hard! But I figured it out, like a smart pup! I love da black an' white colors—it looks cool! Da boss fight wuz ruff, but I barked my way thru! Dis game gets da biggest waggin' tail eva from me! Now, if ya’ll excuse me, I gotta go chase da monsters again! WOOF!