This is absolutely brilliant. I love the humor, the visual style, the gameplay... everything is just amazing. The upgrades screen could use a little polish and I think overall it could be tuned to look more like an old Windows exe, like the Instructions pane is. Really good gameplay, but I was a little confused at first by the fact that each line has the bulging animation three times per round - I thought that meant it was attacking me more than once per turn. Overall brilliant game, I am absolutely blown away by the creativity and the quality in this 96-hour jam game!
I am now at round 9 and have been playing nonstop since yesterday.