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(Jetpack Archers) *shoot arrows everywhere*


(EnderWitherX) Ummm... no thanks, I'd rather...

!spawn jetbot2 X 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(Commentatron) *lights a cigarette and "smokes" it* Did everyone make their bets? The next human is arriving in 5 minutes, in the meantime, we'll present advertisements...


(Advertisement Robot) Hello, fellow robots! Having problems cleaning the rust out of your bodies? Worry no more, as we present MegaSteel Wool, it will clean all of the rust in five seconds!

(Analysis-Bot #17) laughable. I am built from steel, not iron.

(Commentatron) That's why you're so heavy?

*continues smoking*

(Analysis-Bot #17) you have never picked me-oh. I guess there was that one time that I fell over

(Commentatron) The human has arrived!


Name: Carl Johnson

Age: 24

Occupation: Gangster

Favorite color: Green


(CJ) What's goin' on? I bet these robots are plans from the Ballas! *grabs a MECH-10, and sprays lasers on all robots*


PS MECH-10 is a pun on MAC-10, a submachine gun

(Analysis-Bot #17) WHAT?!?! A GUN?!?!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! although, it would be interesting if we added it in the March update to balance out ranged vs melee weapons... SOMEONE TELL THAT HUMAN NAMED ERIK RYDEMAN THAT IF HE DOESN'T TAKE NOTES ON THIS, WE'LL SEND IN THE JETPACK HOPPER!!!!!!!!

(Commentatron) Wait, his name is Erik Rydeman? Also, I never approved this "Jetpack Hopper"!

(Analysis-Bot #17) yes.

(Emperor) I APPROVED IT! WE WERE IN A NEED OF SOME MORE NON HUMANOID ENEMIES DESPERATELY!

(cogitoergosum815) *wink wink*

(Jetpack Hopper) Where's the stick? WHERE'S THE STICK!!


(Commentatron) Who was playing go fetch with it? AND WHY IS THIS HUMAN INSIDE THE COMMENTATOR AREA!?!?!?!