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It was a regular day in the Danger Zone Arena (Pretty inconvenient location for a big entertainment area), Commentatron was setting up advertisements, Analysis-Bot was trying to grab things, despite not having any limbs, and The Emperor of Robots was admiring his neon and yelling at Analysis-Bot for stealing his lines (No one ever announces the difficulty tiers other than The Emperor)...
(Commentatron) Alright, next human!
(Analysis-Bot) Hmmmm...
Name: Jonathan Palen
Age: Ummm... 27?
Favorite Color: BRING THE HAMMER UPDATE ALREADY!
Occupation: Bugfixer/Game tester
3 Bronze Levels later...
(Jonathan) Alright! Silver Tier, now the real fun begins...
Jonathan went up the elevator, upon arising the mysteriously flying text that said "Silver" appeared.
(Analysis-Bot) Yay! We got to Sliver Tier!
(Emperor) Foolish commentator, I announce the difficulty tiers!
(Analysis-Bot) Sorry.
The level the Constructor Bots set up was the one with "cute hills" (Robot's definition on "cute" is kind of weird), it had some MK1 Sword Robots and MK1 Combat Archers.
(MK1 Combat Archer) Human spotted! Engaging...
(MK1 Sword Robot) CHARGE BLINDLY AND DON'T DODGE ANYTHING!!!
(Jonathan Palen) I wonder if they'll get smarter someday. Meh, probably not. *cuts a MK1 Combat Archer's legs*
(MK1 Sword Robot) SURPRISE, FAULTY MOTHERBOARD!
The MK1 Sword Robot jumped up the hill and cut the top of Jonathan's head off.
One clone and one level later...
(Commentatron) Analysis-Bot, this is that level with the mountains and jump pads!
(Analysis-Bot) Those are not mountains! They are artificial platforms!
(Emperor) Still, they are artificial mountains, human analyzer!
Jonathan went up the elevator once again, this time, there were three different platforms, the lower one contained MK1 Sword Robots, the second one had MK2 Combat Archers and Sword Robots on its summit, and the tallest one had a not-so-mighty Spidertron 5000 on the top.
(MK1 Sword Robots) Human detected! Engaging!
Jonathan fought the Sword Robots, but, during the fight, a spiked bomb fell in the middle of the robots.
(Jonathan) Oh, no, not this again...
The spiked bomb exploded, as the robots were launched everywhere, Jonathan only suffered mild damage, while the MK1 Sword Robots weren't that lucky...
After climbing the platforms and killing the MK2 Robots, the moment of truth came, Spidertron fired bombs at Jonathan, but he was WAY more agile than the Arachnid Bomber Automaton!
(Jonathan) ARGH! WHAT THE!?
A bomb had pierced his chest plate! It was now stuck, and he couldn't remove it, the bomb would explode soon, he rushed into Spidertron.
(Jonathan) I will go down, but I'll bring my enemy with me!
After slashing Spidertron's head crystal, the automaton started breaking apart, and exploded violently, Jonathan was reliefed, until he realized the bomb was still stuck to his chest.
BOOM! The bomb went off, and Jonathan's robot exploded, severe damage was inflicted, the robot's lights were starting to faint.
(Jonathan) Mission... accomplished... *shuts down*
(Commentatron) Boom!
(Analysis-Bot) Awww... I was liking that human.
(Commentatron) Next human.
(Analysis-Bot) Yay!