I WANT THE BOOK OF BILL I WILL ACTUALLY KILL TO GET IT
EVERYTHING EVERY SINGLE GRAVITY FALLS RELATED PIECE OF MEDIA WAS RELEASED BEFORE I WAS EVER A FAN OF THE SHOW, BEFORE I EVER EVEN WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE
I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO BE THERE AND TALK THEORIES AND LORE AND CHARACTERIZATION AND GEEK OUT OVER FINDING COOL STUFF IN THE BLACKLIGHT VERSION OF THE THIRD BOOK OR THE WACKY ADVENTURES COVERED IN THE COMICS
AND NOW IS MY ONLY CHANCE MY ONLY HOPE TO BE A FUCKING LOSER NERD THE WAY I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE AND THE ONLY THING BETWEEN ME AND THAT REALITY IS A DAMN PAYWALL BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE BOOK ISNT FUCKING FREE AND I HAVE LITERALLY TWO DOLLARS
I COULD ASK FOR IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY BUT THATS TWO MONTHS AWAY TWO MONTHS THE CONVERSATION AROUND THE BOOK WONT BE THE SAME TWO MONTHS FROM NOW
I NEED THIS BOOK NOW I NEED IT BEFORE I ACTUALLY RIP MY OWN SKIN OFF MY BODY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-