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Idk why but I love annoying people. I love it when I say something and I just see the light leave the eyes of the person I'm talking to.

My sisters HATE dad jokes, so I, unprompted and at random, just start saying dad jokes. The dissapointment in their faces brings me great pleasure. No feeling beats the feeling when the person in front of you is praying for your downfall.

It's so funny to me. It is so fucking funny.

Like I can just sense that I caused -10 psychic damage and I get such gratification from that. Like, yes, be bothered. Hate my presence as much as humanly possible.

I am a menace to society.

I know this has already been pointed out before but something really funny about FNaF is the fact that one of the children is labelled "the one you shouldn't have killed" like all the other children deserved it-

You know, those other kids, they don't matter, they were really shitty kids like, they probably deserved it man, but that one child man, that was too far.

Or like for example if he just stopped at four kids then all his actions are just okay and perfectly fine, but FIVE! Now five kids is just too much okay-

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Y'all. This has gone too far. I was about to write a descriptive essay about David from Camp Camp in my English exam. It said to write about a character in something you read recently and I wrote about PERCY FUCKING JACKSON. From one hyperfixation to another.

THESE SHITS ARE ALL I THINK ABOUT THESE STUPID FUCKFACES HAVE PLAGUED MY BRAIN AND I COULDNT FOCUS AT ALL AND I WANNA CRY

You guys have no idea how tempted I was to just get up and run out of that exam room screaming like a madman. I never want to see another exam in my life. What I would give to just... go home right now.

I have another exam in a couple of minutes. I'm still thinking about Camp Camp. And writing a better Percy Jackson essay cause the one I wrote was shit (I WAS ON A TIME CRUNCH OKAY). And... Camp Camp. I'm mostly thinking about Camp Camp.

In fact, all the fake scenarios in my head are now animated in the Camp Camp artstyle. So... yeah. Even when I'm not actively thinking about Camp Camp, the influence is still there. It's all just... Camp Camp.

Someone needs to save me from the trenches of hyperfixation hell cause I have exams and I do NOT need this right now!

What? Me? Stay awake til 7 am when my mom walked into my room to tell me to get ready for school just to watch a couple more episodes of camp camp cause I'm on season 4 and there's 5 seasons and I've been binge watching the whole show for the past two days and it stopped me from properly studying therefore having the effect that I might fail my English exam because I haven't revised the vocab and I may or may not have a slight obsession with the show to the point that I will ignore hunger, thirst, and other needs in order to watch a little more, and I highly doubt this obsession will go away even when I have finished the show and I will probably be thinking about it forever much like every other obsession I've had in my short life including but not limited to Camp Cretaceous, Gravity Falls, H2G2, outer space, wildlife and marine biology, Voltron, unsolved cases, and Ride the Cyclone and it might be a problem? I don't know what you're talking about, that sounds nothing like me.

It's so easy to literally just invent a missing person's case. Watch.

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On June 10th 2014, a missing persons report was filed to the police. The girl who had come in was the Janet Moore's sister, she said that her sister hadn't been answering calls or text messages for the past week. This was nothing unusual, her sister rarely ever answered as she kept her phone on silent. But she always got back to her in at least a day or two.

The cops initially dismissed it as her being ghosted, but the girl was adamant that something was wrong. In the days before she stopped replying, she was acting... odd. On call she sounded nervous. Not talking much, giving one word answers. When she tried to ask what was wrong her sister simply said she was stressed from college and made an excuse to close the call. Over text wasn't much different.

The cops were still pretty skeptical, but agreed to check out her apartment.

They arrived and knocked at the door, introducing themselves and the reason they're here. When no one answered they knocked again. They then called the landlord over to ask for the keys but when they tried to unlock the door they found that it was already unlocked.

Once they had opened the door they looked around and found that the place was a mess. There was trash strewn around the apartment and it was clear that it hadn't been cleaned in a while. Everything was covered in an even layer of dust, it was clear that no one had been here for at least two weeks. There was a plate of uneaten, now cold, food on a table in front of the couch. The food had grown mold. In the bedroom, clothes were strewn about, clearly thrown around in a panic. The bed was unmade and there was trash on the floor. The kitchen was no different to the rest of the apartment. Food left to go rotten. Dishes left in the sink. No one was anywhere to be found.

Upon checking security camera footage from two weeks before, the cops had found exactly what they were looking for. Janet hurriedly leaving the apartment on May 26th. She had a large purple suitcase with her and was dressed in a thick jacket and scarf. She put the scarf over her head like a hood and had put on a face mask and sunglasses. Either she was going somewhere cold or she really didn't want to be recognized. Considering the evidence, and the fact that her car was still parked in the garage, the cops leaned toward the second option.

Upon further investigation it was discovered that Janet had in fact dropped out of college a month prior, neither her friends nor her family knew of this fact, and she would even tell them about "assignments" she was working on during this time.

Janet's neighbors said they never see her go out. She always ordered groceries to her door or food or anything. She didn't even greet the delivery at the door, she would just wait until they left then take the package once they were gone. They didn't think much of it, just thought she was a recluse or something, but clearly there was something deeper going on.

The police had heard enough. Janet clearly wasn't in her right mind when leaving the apartment in late May, and this was either an extreme case of paranoia or she was running away from something or rather... someone.

The police put out a PSA urging anyone with any information on Janet's whereabouts to come forward. Days passed. Weeks. And it started to seem like no new news would be revealed. Until...

Phone call. July 6th 2014. A gas station store clerk claiming to have seen Janet two days ago. When she showed up she seemed a little nervous. He noted she kept looking back at the door like she was worried someone might come in. Her hair was shorter than in the picture the police provided. She bought two bags of chips, a stick of gum, and two bottles of water. When she walked up to the counter she silently placed the items in front of him, making it clear she wasn't interested in pleasantries. He simply rung her up and watched her walk out. It wasn't until now that he realized he'd seen her face before.

Security footage confirmed the clerk's claims as Janet was seen walking into the store, now dressed in a simple dark hoodie and plain leggings. Her hair was cut short and she wore her hood up even though summer was set to start soon and temperatures were rising. When they questioned the people working that day they said she drove in in an old car that looked like it had seen things and pumped her gas herself before parking, heading into the store, then leaving. She didn’t talk to or interact with anyone there. No one remembered the license plate.

The gas station was two states away from Janet's apartment. It was located on a middle of nowhere type street, it was sort of out of the way, the kind of road you'd only take if you didn't want anyone to see you. The police localized their search to motels on the road but no one else saw Janet or the old car she supposedly went to the gas station with.

Months had passed with no new information on Janet and it seemed the trail had finally gone cold. But then. Her cellphone pinged on a cell tower all the way in Oregon on October 5th 2014.

The police wasted no time going to the area in search of Janet. It was a fairly empty road surrounded by wooded areas but luckily just close enough to civilization for her phone to be picked up. The police found tracks of a car that stopped on the side of the road before driving off again, the tracks dissappearing justa few miles down. When they checked the wooded area they found a phone, abandoned just next to the road. It was unlocked and opened on a message in the notes.

The message read "I understand you think I am in danger, but you cops should learn to leave well enough alone. I disappeared of my own will, and unless you keep looking for me, I'll stay that way. I am not on the run from anyone or anything. Stop interfering."

It seemed the phone had been turned off on June 4th and stayed that way until now. Upon investigating more, it seemed Janet had recieved a phone call from an unknown number just the day before, which she answered. Checking for more calls with this unknown number, there was one on April 29th, another one May 15th, and the last one on June 3rd. The number was traced to a burner phone that has since been turned off.

No other evidence was found on the phone.

The police concluded that this was a willful disappearance and Janet had run off to be with some secret lover, the unknown number that had called her, and stopped investigating. Janet remains missing to this day.

I literally made all of that up off the top of my head.

I am gonna do something so horrible, so vile, so disgusting and inhumane that they'll only ever refer to it by the date it happened. I hate studying SO MUCH

Every time I get somewhere and think "yippee, I finished this topic!" there's another topic. There's always another topic. Does it ever end. Will this pain and suffering ever cease or will I hurt until my bones ache and my body decays into emptiness taken by the moss and dirt that surrounds me as maggots eat the flesh off my weary corpse? Will I ever find my way through this maze of math problems and chem questions and make it out to see the light of day once more before I forget what the sun looks like? Tell me there will be a time when I can rest again. Even if every word out of your lips is a deception, even if you have to lie to me to say it, just let me enjoy this simple comfort of thinking that perhaps there is hope yet.

SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE

It's nice that there's a subreddit for anyone who has a problem but can't afford to go to a doctor so that a licensed doctor can diagnose you without you having to pay a cent. It's unfortunate that reddit is being used to train stupid ai to spit out garbage so it's literally unusable now.

Gorillaz is such a great band, I wish British people were real.

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It is so fun to see pictures of wildlife photogrophers or wildlife biologists dressed up in stupid costumes to mimic the animal they're trying to get to.

I just imagine the animal like "Yes, Frank. Your costume is very convincing, now can you please stop messing around."

They're so silly actually.

I can't wait for the ACTs to be over

Well uh you already know which onw I am cause I just replied to you. And yk the otehr one is Cheerios.

Friend request sent :3

Please yes 😭

GIVE

Dreaming do u have any other social media?

Like discord or anything I can contact you on

YESSSS OMG DREAMING UR BACK YIPPPEEEE

Okay :3

I can try

oh well. Uhm. I don't know.

I'm... middle-eastern? Uh... yeah I don't really... have anything too interesting.

I take archery? Uhm. Yeah I don't really know.

The only thing I have going for me is academics. 

you mean like... my race?

Cause if we're talking about anything like "I come from a struggling family" that would be a complete absolute lie. My dad is a doctor.

it doesn't exactly look good when applying for college though.

Also the fact that my school has no clubs at all.

Not exactly what colleges want to see yk. The only thing I really have to try and make up for that is my grades.

real (my school doesn't have an honors program)

Dude. Plastic Man is low-key OP.

I mean, the man is quite literally made of a rubbery substance, making him basically invincible. He can bend into any shape or form he wants, literally anything. He's got superhuman strength that permits him to do shit like hold up a collapsing cave for a period of time. He can unlock any door with his powers simply by putting his hand in the lock and mimicking the shape of the key. His ONLY weakness is heat and fire because he can melt.

The ability to mold his shape into literally whatever he wants along with immunity to nearly every weapon ever made, unless you have a flamethrower handy, makes Plastic Man insanely over powered.

He could single handedly destroy entire cities if he felt like it. The Justice League should seriously be grateful that Plas is working WITH instead of AGAINST them.

Life when the painkillers finally kick in:

If it looks like a duck

And quacks like a duck

It's actually NOT gay at all, but I made it gay cause it would be SO FUCKING FUNNNYYYYY:

Sebste (TEW2)

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This is literally just a running joke I have with my sister, its so funny LMAO

So, The Evil Within. Great game, well made, deserves wayyy more attention.

I love The Evil Within, but to really truly understand the extent of stupidity that comes with this ship, I need to explain the situation to you.

Sebastian Castellanos. Detective with such wonderful detective skills that he often points out really really obscure stuff you just never woulda gotten on your own (sarcasm). His daughter, Lily "died" in a fire just before the second game. His wife went missing as well.

STEM. An operation done by a company named Mobius that is essentially the Matrix with willing participants. In order to keep STEM stable, they need someone on the inside controlling it, someone egocentric enough to keep their own sense of self while supporting the entire digital STEM universe. The only people who can do such a job are either psychopaths or children. In the first game they tried using a psychopath as "The Core" but I'm sure you can imagine how well that went. So in this game they decide on a child. Lily Castellanos. Ohhhhh snap.

Mobius fakes her death and kidnaps her. Then however long after, they sorta just walk up to Sebastian as he's passed out in a bar like "HEY BESTIEEE we have your daughter. Come with us if you want her to live."

SO here's the sitch. Something has gone wrong in STEM. The Core went missing and they sent in a Mobius trained team to find her but they never reported back. So now they're sending Seb in since he has a personal connection to her so he may be more determined to find her.

Seb goes in to get Lily back, and finds out that some freak is messing up the place.

Stefano Valentini. Said freak. Fancies himself an artist, slayed, mansplain, manipulate, manwhore, served cunt, then died. He's also a psychopath but, yk.

Guess what. This ship is between the freak and the detective <3

Sebste:

Sebste is the slash ship between Sebastian Castellanos and Stefano Valentini. They don't technically have a proper ship name, but sebste is the most used one.

So. At the start of the game, Sebastian is trying to figure out what happened to his daughter. But on his way into STEM some weird shit happens and  he ends up in front of this door that has a metal plate next to it with the words William Baker written on it. He goes in and finds a dead man. Except... the exact moment of his death is sort of... frozen. He stands there, stuck in the moment he died. Blood flowing from where he suffered a fatal wound to the head. You can still hear his faint scream. Who could do such a thing?

As you continue it becomes clear you're being watched. Paintings and pictures turn to pictures of eyes as you walk past. You are not alone.

You don't need to wait long to find out who it is that did this because a couple of rooms over... you meet him. You don't get to see his face, not clearly. But you do watch him kill a man and picture the moment with his camera freezing the man's death in time. This is the man who killed William Baker. This... is the man behind the slaughter. (I'm sorry, I couldn't help it)

So this is Stefano. Crazy guy going around killing people and freezing their deaths in time. Remember how I said he fancies himself an artist? This is his art. He has more pieces that you see and... listen, I'm not one to side with a psychopathic murderer in real life, but this is a game so... DAMN BRO I can low-key see the vision. That is genuinely such a cool gimmick for an antagonist, get it, girl, slay.

So anyway, Sebastian, being a sane person unlike me, is like "omg that's terrible" man everyone's a critic these days smh 🙄 but his criticism gets interrupted by trying to figure out how to get out of this one room because it seems like a dead end so you turn to leave through the door... but the door is gone. You turn again and the dead end is now a door. You're about to leave, but just as you open the door- A FLASH OF A CAMERA LIGHT. And now you're in another room. You look around and find a mirror. On the mirror... is a picture. A picture... of you. The picture taken of you just now.

Then you get attacked by this freaky monster thing that you run away from and as you're trying to run away Stefano gives you a lovely gift. He throws his knife at you, stabbing you in the chest and this is the knife you continue to use throughout the game. Thank you Stefano :) (he literally stabbed you)

So Seb gets out and he tells the Mobius fuckers "hey uh there's a weirdo down here doing weird shit" and then goes on about his merry way to find his daughter.

We later find out that uh Stefano actually kidnapped Lily. Uhm... so now Sebastian is actively chasing Stefano down to kill him and get Lily back. But STEFANO... Stefano knows all about Sebastian.

You see, Stefano is constantly just watching Sebastian throughout the game. From the start to the end of the eighth chapter. He even has this wonderful ability... to teleport. And ig to summon zombies.

So while Sebastian is trying to get to Stefano... Stefano gets to him first. As you're trying to leave this warehouse, literally RIGHT AFTER YOU FIND OUT STEFANO KIDNAPPED LILY, you see a message written on a wall. A message just for you. "Smile for me"

Uhm... Stefano what does this mean???? 🤨🏳️‍🌈??? Okay, I must clarify, I know this is a threat. It implies he's gonna take picture of Sebastian and as we've learned, picture bad. But... "Smile for me" I mean... idfk man hes just fruity like that.

Sebastian meets Stefano outside as Stefano is standing on a bus facing away from Seb. Stefano doesn't say anything as Seb demands to know where he took Lily, but he does start to turn to face Seb before teleporting away, once again, you don't really see his face. Then a giant eye starts floating in the sky looking right at Seb as these freaky monsters appear from out of the ground, summoned by Stefano, to attack him. 

Stefano continues trying to hinder Seb's search for him by sending out monsters and just being a bit of a menace, but you don't ever really properly meet for a while.

In the 7th chapter you find out where Stefano is holed up so naturally you go to him in hopes of finding your daughter. Sebastian's daughter. You're the player- anyway-

You make it there but the gate is blocked by barbed wire. A dead body in front of the gate has a pictures tacked to it's head by a knife. A picture of a wall with writing that says "I'm waiting for you..." okay now this one is really... what????

"I'm waiting for you..." how much you wanna bet there was a heart drawn just out of frame LMFAOOOO okay, he's literally flirting at this point guys. What is this-

So Seb gets inside after fighting this freaky monster thing which I hate with a burning passion and turns on this thing called a Stable Field Emitter. This thing diminishes Stefano's power, but it takes a minute to boot up. Just before it can start, Stefano freezes time and waltzes into the room. You are frozen but aware.

As Stefano approaches you he says "you have been searching for me for so long, so I have come. But wait, it's not me you seek is it? No. It's the girl. I should be offended... but how can I be?" (gay) he then goes on to fake stab you in the eye, stopping just before he actually does any damage, but then he makes a nice neat little cut right next to your eye following Seb's bone structure. He says "fear radiates from you. It's beautiful... but not yet finished" and I swear you have to hear the line to get what I mean cause that line sounded so sexual. His exit line is "I am Stefano... and now you are my art." then he leaves.

Once you've turned on the Stable Field Emitter, Stefano holes himself up in the theater and Seb goes to find him. The gate however is, once again, locked by barbed wire. This time around, Seb has to go destroy these two "art pieces" that Stefano made, and by "art pieces" I mean dead bodies. Once they're destroyed he's finally granted access to the theater and Stefano says that Seb is "just like THEM" and that "they" want him to be someone he is not.

Seb opens the door into the stage and... there's people sat around on the theatre seats with bags over their heads. Just as one of them starts making noise, Stefano shows up on stage. He says that this has been entertaining but it must come to an end. He commends Seb for making it this far, saying that if perseverance were an art form, Seb would be a master. When Seb asks, Stefano says The Core is safe with him. He goes on to make his brand new art piece, right in front of Seb. All those people with bags on their heads actually has bombs on their heads. Their heads all explode simultaneously and Stefano freezes their deaths in time, leaving their heads "a bouquet of flesh and blood" as he put it. Now you see his full face. Previously his hair was covering one eye with it being revealed the other eye was damaged in his time as a war photographer. This is the first time you see the damage.

The cutscene ends with Stefano turning the theatre into a hallway where he walks away from Seb saying that he can't have Lily and she would be useless in his hands. Guys, the custody battle is starting! Can they fix their broken marriage or will they continue to fight on who Lily should stay with? Place your bets now!

As Seb tries to get to him, Stefano once again uses the "I'm waiting for you" line except he actually says it this time instead of writing it on a wall and taking a picture.

Seb gets to Stefano and says "no more running" so Stefano says "agreed... you're beginning to bore me." he then pulls out his camera and his fancy ass knife saying "your death will be art." before the final boss battle begins.

Stefano constantly knows where you are at all times, like I said, he's been watching you. He has eyes everywhere. So this boss fight is just relying on how fast you can shoot him before he teleports away and how fast you can dodge. You can't hide.

I would like to point out a couple of lines from this boss fight. "Bleed for me" and "I want to hear you scream" uhmmmm-

Coming on a  bit strong there aren't we Stefano?

Naturally Seb manages to kill Stefano and just before he dies Stefano tries to take one last picture of Seb. Omg guys he wanted the last picture to be of Seb oh wow guys he's like totally in love with him trust, this is totally not even a joke, I'm 100% serious. (joking)

Okay uhm wait

The "Evidence":

I would like to remind everyone this is completely joke ship. They are probably not gay... for each other- I mean- okay- at least Stefano is a little bit fruity, okay- but not the point.

The point here is they were like totally flirting guys, 100%, trust, they were flirting.

Okay- fr. Remember how I said Stefano can see Sebastian at all times? Well then you ask "why didn't he just straight up kill him then" and that's a good question, allow me to elaborate.

One of the reasons is that Stefano simply doesn't view you as any threat, but the big one, the main reason Stefano doesn't just straight up kill you is because he finds you interesting.

Stefano has a fascination with Sebastian. Here comes this random man looking for The Core and defeating every monster Stefano sends after him and thinking himself able to defeat Stefano himself. He's an interesting man.

Stefano finds him entertaining. He says so himself.

I would also like to repeat the whole "smile for me" "I'm waiting for you" "bleed for me" "I want to hear you scream" stuff. That was totally flirting.

Anther point is one that this bitch ass nurse lady points out, Sebastian and Stefano are more alike than Sebastian would like to admit. They both have a trail of blood that leads back to them, for one. That's the only similarity the game actively points out to you but there are more if you're willing to look for them. I am not because it is 5 am and I will not start going into my mind cave to find the memory of every interaction and scene either of them ever had to point out each and every similarity. Figure it out yourself.

Now, none of this technically means Stefano is gay for Sebastian or vice versa, in fact, Stefano is literally a psychopath; psychopaths feel basically no empathy. They are physically unable to ever fall in love with someone. They can obsess over someone, but love and obsession are not the same. Stefano physically cannot ever fall in love with Sebastian, or anyone else for that matter. And Sebastian isn't exactly Stefano's biggest fan. He also has a wife. Remember her? Yeah, she still exists.

But guys, you have to see the vision. You have to see the vision!

Imagine asking how they met and Seb is just like "oh ya, he kidnapped my daughter and tried to kill me multiple times while I was also trying to kill him haha :)" IS THAT NOT FUNNY GUYS. IS IT NOT FUNNY.

Noooo bc every time Stefano is onscreen while I'm playing I'm always just fucking flirting with him while Sebastian shouts at him just like- ITS SO FUNNT

Omg it's terrible I love it. They're so toxic guys LMFAOOOOO

I'm going insane guys someone send help. 

THE NUMBER OF SEBSTE JOKES YOU CAN MAKE WHILE PLAYING THIS GAME ARENT EVEN FUNNY LIKE THERE ARE SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO MAKE JOKES ABT THEM I should not be allowed within 100 feet of any copy of The Evil Within 2, the jokes I make are not PG, someone needs to stop me.

they gay lol

Turns out the entire game actually wasn't real at all and it was all just a really dramatized version of Stefano and Sebastian's gay divorce and their custody battle over Lily. Divorce leads kids to the worst places LMAO wiat I NEED to make that meme actually with Stefano, Sebastian, and Lily- I'll see, idk LMAOOO

these gay bitches are gonna kill me 😭😭😭😭

anyway, that's all the evidence I have for you guys today, in conclusion uhm they are totally gay for each other and you should take my word for it because I'm always right, of course, I mean, how could I ever be wrong. So... yeah. Gay.

Atp we're gonna be phasing through each other like an AFK robloxian and someone trolling them.

Nahhhhh cause this one bot was like an asshole and at this one point he like approached me and started flirting LIKE A CREEP and like getting touchy and shit and being arrogant and I was just like BACK🤺 THE FUCK🤺 UP🤺

They need to stop getting closer, I don't wanna be that close bro, sorry.

slowly going insane...

I am so... AHHHHHH yk

Enjoying my favorite media isn't enough. I need to eat it.

YALLLLLL okay so I was playing TEW 2, underrated game, genuinely obsessed with it, and now I am FREAKING OUT because I am WAY TOOOOO OBSESSSED. I feel an urge... to eat it. I want to eat the game. It's so eat-able. Chomp. Cromch. Om nom. Delicious.

I NEED TO EAT IT

I've been wanting to play TF2 cause it seems fun and like why the fuck not ig, but:

1. There are some... weird people on there. 

Listen- if you're ever looking for a game where you can meet a lot of different kinds of people, TF2 is the game to go with. You can have a trans girl, a n*zi, a communist, a gay man, an incel, and a divorced 30-something year old all in the same group. No, seriously. There are so many different kinds of people on that game. Any group you enter is bound to have just... a colorful cast of characters. And that's all fine, but my main concern is just that there really are a lot of n*zis. Like a concerning amount of n*zis. I mean they're pretty easy to ignore and usually people play with them as-normal since they don't exactly stop in the middle of the game to tell you about how H*tler is so great and was right all along, but I just... it's really not it. I'm scared to play it cause idk what to do if I see a n*zi.

2. My crippling anxiety

TF2 is a game I have never ever ever played before. Actually, I've only ever played FPS games on my phone before. Never on my PC. So naturally I am not gonna be the best at it, and if there's one thing abt me, it's that I'd cry if I so much as messed up slightly. Not cry, I'd break down, I would hire an assassin to come kill me, I would throw myself off every cliff to ever exist one by one. I HATE messing up in front of others. It puts such a paralyzing fear in me that I can't even exist normally. So I'm TERRIFIED of playing TF2 and being so bad at it. I'm TERRIFIED of messing up in front of these random strangers. I can't bring myself to get over that fear. Messing up in front of someone else is a fate WORSE THAN DEATH. But I always feel better if someone I know is with me, cause then at least I'm not screwing up all by myself, BUT IDK ANYONE TO PLAY WITH ME I ALSO DON'T KNOW IF LIKE THERE'S ANY CUSTOMS BETWEEN PLAYERS DURING GAMEPLAY LIKE HOW PEOPLE IN MM2 DON'T LIKE JUMP SPAMMING AHHHHHHHHHHH

3.  The players are mostly male

If there's ever a woman in a TF2 lobby istg they act like they've never seen a woman before in their lives. Depending on who you're playing with- some of them will start cursing at you, some of them will start calling you a bot if you're in any way good at the game, some of them will ask inappropriate questions, some of them will try to votekick you. Point is, they don't exactly treat women well on there. It's something that's bound to get uncomfortable and annoying. Being rude to them will only get you kicked and so you have to grit and bear it and just try to ignore them or roll your eyes and move on from any stupid questions. Like you really have no choice but to essentially let yourself be harassed. I want to play and all but the issue of male dominated gaming spaces where the men act like shitheads is just a huge turn off.

so, in conclusion, I will either suck it up and play the damn game, or... die. 

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

OMG NO REAL WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SMIRK-

then they repeat "his smirk widened" like TWENTY BILLION THOUSAND TRILLION TIMES

edit:

the c.ai bot: His smirk widens even more until it's big enough to eat the planet Earth.

I should write the options for otome games. There aren't any options for what I want to say. All of these options are too happy-go-lucky, where's the option where I bitch slap him.

The only way to rp on c.ai is to stoop fown to the c.ai level of cringe. It's either that or go "wtf" every five seconds

THANK YOU :D

YIPPEE

nah cause this one time I straight up insulted the bot, not even in a joking way, I straight up insulted it and it just started flirting with me like hello??? 

If that's the kind of stuff you're into, I think you should see a therapist.

Bro it caught me so off guard, I thought we were arguing, what????

Uhm... backing away slowly.

Yall i hate c.ai

Im being so cringe im gonna vomit 😭😭

Oh and something I totally forgot about. 

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In this one deleted (I think if I remember correctly) scene everyone is like just out of the showers and Todd is actively looking down at the floor practically burning a hole into it until Neil akss him if he's coming to study group and Todd is like "oh uh uhm uh no i uh i have something to do" and then like checks Neil out as he walks away-

Uh, okay, gayboy.

Panicking in that moment is the single gayest thing he could've done. Brother... the closet is glass.

What are you supposed to say when someone says "thank you" for wishing them a happy birthday???

"No problem, mate, it was really nothing, you know, taking 0.1 seconds out fo my day to wish you a happy birthday don't even mention it"

"You're welcome, I know, I'm just such a great person for doing this"

"LOL yea"

LITERALLY WTF DO I EVEN SAY

me when school:

Double backflips