ZOMG the straights aren’t being included in every single aspect of existence! Travesty! Certainly teh gheyz have never experienced such exclusion and erasure.
In the words of Mark Z Danielewski’s epigraph to The House of Leaves: This is not for you.
Weirdly enough there is only one female mentioned in text. Apparently it's Sophrosyne. Which either is a typo or just something that will not be elaborated on.