This made me giggle so much!!! I'm printing copies to bring to all of my friends the next time we play D&D so we can completely derail the DM and build dice fortresses. I also want to commend how fun your formatting is - I LOVE the true zine feeling of the cut and paste aspect. Your dice drawings are so expressive, this whole thing is just a treat! I can't wait to make my DM mad at me! (Jokes, she'll love it, she's the biggest dice goblin of the lot of us.)