Firsts things first: Love the writing! It was obvious that you didn't have the time for complex coding or art, so you relied on your sense of humor and there's nothing wrong with that. Idk if the inclusion of regular playing cards is more or less funny now that Balatro exists, But is was cool either way. Selling a 10$ bill for 23$ made me feel like businessman of the century!
There was not much of a storm though and I didn't find a lose condition. Even failing the feather minigame didn't lead to a game over. It has the potential for a really silly self-aware game but I need some really silly stakes and game over conditions.
All in all good job working with what you have