you are a what in what? I have to go up what?
if I could star "humor" you'd get 5/5.
the gameplay was tough for me, things shooting from nowhere, no idea why I died this time, why I am getting/losing hearts and what do they mean? Furthermore the background does not allow to get a sense of the falling (upwards? lol) speed (due to parallax?)
but I gotta say - the title alone made me wanna play it!