I liked your play on the title, and the thumbnail is funny. But the lack of visuals, misplaced hyperlinks, and the overall story is messy. But overall, it's an effort, and lot's of work is needed for improvement.
(edit: changed my review to reflect on the update)
4.5 5/10 - Gameplay
5 6/10 - Design
4 5/10 - Story
5.5/10 - Comedic Value
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4.75 5.375/10 - Overall Score