Accidental characterization can be the best kind. All the better to squeeze the taxes. "You notice a slow wriggling beneath the Counselor's frock coat as they adjust their spectacles."
"my name, you ask? It's Hugh." the counselor's very real mustache adjusts itself like a spinning joke bow-tie. "Hugh Man, the trusted advisor. now, bring me a bucket of delicious fish heads! woop woop woop!"
