How do you play this? I am clicking and then randomly get "you lose". Doesn't matter if I click the envelope that appears, how far the bar is or anything. Just seems like 10 seconds into any run I just auto-die. Game could do with a tutorial if it is a clicker you can fail.
Edit: Okay, so there is a penis meter that fills and when full you fail. As far as I can tell there is no way to lower said meter. I had filled the girl's bar meter to almost a star before I upgraded anything. Once I began upgrading the clicks the penis meter began increasing FAR MORE than the bar. Like I can't even move the damned girl's meter 1% now or I insta-fail because the penis is full. Most of the upgrades on the right do nothing, literally just waste the hearts. ALL of the ones that say they add hearts per second do not work. Increasing your clicks makes the penis fill faster but the sex bar fill slower. Your HP / heart meter never moves. You click the "?" and it brings you to a menu to select purchases. You click "Support" and it does the same. If you use an auto-clicker it locks the auto-clicker up and cannot be turned off, which is the only way to progress the meter to one star because it also bugs out the penis meter, rendering it inoperable until almost 2 stars. If you buy gold / yellow hearts and purchase the second area you can't even access it without buying the game. Who would buy this hot mess of a nonfunctioning clicker? This game is a complete mess from what I can tell. Everything either does not work or works backward and the game is literally impossible.
Also, AVG keeps detecting a file in this game as a major virus, so there's that as well.