...what.
The original game is exactly what you described in the last two paragraphs. You admit that this is a self-aware parody of wit and sarcasm and unoriginal references, (after, of course, explaining how you don't like hypocrites), and then complain that this is a "story" that revolves around said wit and sarcasm.
What makes me go out of my way to post this comment is the fact that, from your writing, you believe both points of view. This is a query to clarify your exact opinion.
And if you want some Itch.io creator to make your dream game, become that creator and make your dream game. This is an afterthought you don't have to listen to, but it would be nice if I stumbled upon a visual novel with a story that doesn't revolve around wit and sarcasm.