Really unique game!! Felt very old school or even like the "Only Up" style of games! I think you could've leaned into that concept more with the hard controls. I wish I could've joined in the ending (like pressing WASD each will have a different dance pose)
Some feedback:
The audio is really loud. Especially since there isn't any audio settings, I think you need to set the BGM to a lower amount because I was not expecting it to start blasting.
As others have mentioned, I was waiting on the start screen for a while, thought it was loading or even broken haha. Definitely needed some guidance there.
Attacking I think should've been a projectile. Spawning only in front of you felt tough when you had to jump to the next platform and there was an enemy just guarding the ledge
Not really sure how the "Through the teeth" wildcard was added
Otherwise, very well done and you had really great ideas!