This was absolutely hilarious. I wasn't sure what I expected but this made me laugh so hard. Thank you so much for making this. I think my only issue was figuring out the controls for switching items and attacking, but once I got the hang of it, I was READY! Sadly, I couldn't beat the game no matter how hard I swung my weapon, but I also am not sure if it's possible to win. I ALMOST got to the store again and there were just too many!
Definitely one of my favorites, and although there were no jumpscares at all, the game was just enough that I was uneasy throughout the whole thing. My last parting words? "Sir, your mother might be addicted to cereal, good sir."