me cause I don't have a record player, I don't have any vinyl records, I don't own all my favorite band albums, I don't have posters on my walls, I don't have an electric guitar in the corner of my room, I don't own a motorcycle, I don't have fingerless gloves that fit well, I don't have the clothes I want, I don't have a room with interesting colors, I don't have LED lights, I don't have fairy lights, I don't have a display case with all my stuff in it, I don't have a music cassette to put in my parent's old boombox, I don't know how to play the drums, I don't know how to write songs, I don't know how to do my makeup beyond eyeshadow and lipstick, and I'm really not nearly as cool as I think I am:
