So I finally made it through at least 1950 of the 1973 pictures in the Game UI Database's Dialogue page - it's being weird, so I don't know what 23 I'd be missing - but I haven't found the one I was most looking for, namely the snarking about a coffeeshop customer demanding satisfaction with a katana for not being allowed to have 10 espresso shots at once. Do you recall what that one's from?