I liked your concept and sense of humor, but the very slow pacing made it hard to play. I think the alien AI wasn't working properly, because it would stare at me but not move at all. I also had the game crash my browser when trying to use the web version. I suggest renaming your game files too because the zip was called New Folder, and the game was shroomjam24.exe so I had no idea what game it was at a glance. I think this could be a fun little experience if you greatly increased the movement speed, and make sure the AI is capable of chasing the player