Yulen would absolutely love to cook for you— he’s quite the chef and gets pretty competitive about it! Of course, Adonis might step in as the taste tester… you know, to make sure everything is perfect (and that Yulen hasn’t added anything sneaky *sus eye stare*).
As for Merka, he’s all for the grass-eating survival idea too, he’s just a bit too jelly he didn't think about it first, classic tsundere energy XD
Also, fun fact: there is some burning involved in one of the routes... I won’t spoil whether it’s a thing or a someone— but let’s just say, things get fiery ^^
Poor Yulen, absolutely heartbroken... he was about to shatter the painting record for the most over-the-top gourmet meal just for you It looks like the grass survival plan is thriving for now XD
ALSO, the fact that your first thought was, 'Guess we’re getting flambéed with a flamethrower,' has me in actual tears FHGSJFGSJFGJS