At this point, I'm surprised you haven't just taken away Android completely. So many people whining and complaining that they have to support a games development. Or better yet, just pull the trigger and make it $5 for everyone. The art doesn't just come from God, and the coding isn't just farted into existence. Everyone needs to stop whining about this. If you have the time to play the game, you have the time to go to work. Everyone in these comments should be an adult, so just act like one.
You put this on Steam and imma buy it on there too! Of course, you'd have to deal with (potential) censoring and then having a downloadable patch you can install with the game, but I'd love to add this to my Steam collection lol