Really reminded me of a game called (I think) "My Uncle Works at Nintendo". I love how the text can change on the fly, even though text-based games never were my cup of tea. Well done! :)
OMG just played it, it's amazing!!! i think it's built in the same system i'm using (twine) because it gives the same error code. this is literally what i wish i could do lol. thanks for recommending it