This game is impressive...
For Scratch's standards
Not to sound mad, but the game feels sluggish to play, even by skipping text, which is bad, because the game is pretty good in terms of art and that!
The dialogue is... Charming, sometimes, I'd recommend not making 2024 memes focus on some parts of the dialogue (Gigi's gamblecore joke), since those will, inevitably, die out. making the jokes not be funny anymore, some parts are funny, and i am saying this as an avid dandy's world disliker and the one who pissed on Qwelver's carpet (/j on the last part)
The yapstro achievement looks like pain, paired with the sluggish gameplay, the problem with this is that this is an achievement, which, you are forced to do for the 100% completion it doesn't feel fun, if it was like, on a "shadow achievements" tab it would make sense, since the game doesn't expect you to get the achievement
it's not a horror game i would call it a comedic horror at best
The game is really hurt by being a scratch game
Darn, i wish i wasn't on my break but i would happily agree to work with you to rebuild the game in Ren'py, which, although it would make the game a visual novel and NOT a side scroller, would make it more fun overall.
I give this game a 6/10, also i really loved the Henry Stickmin references spread throughout they give the game charm and don't feel like if the game was saying "OH HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS 'GAMBLING' MEME? IT'S SOO FUNNY!" (Gigi), since they are visual gags, they don't tell you the joke, you SEE the joke, also btw IRON LUNG??
-Fluffin, Game Developer and Carpetpisser (?)