I adore this game so much oh my gosh. I was also introduced to Katamari recently and the controls really are something, even with a controller - I can't imagine Katamari with a keyboard. I also had the same reaction to "make cancer" - so that part made me laugh rly hard. I love this style of reflection, stream-of-consciousness reflections on a game with lovely doodle-y crayon-y art.
Nominating this line for "best one-liner": "it’s like I’m getting a good grade in roll, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve."