You owe me a new desk, but I really enjoyed this one. I tried to beat it, and made it to the last level, which was quite satisfying. My only recommendation would be to allow actual fullscreen when fullscreening the game, so that clicking anywhere still registers. Great job, and I'm very glad that this game has nothing to do with Snow Golf.
Yeah fullscreen does actually work but you need to zoom in your browser a bit for some reason (i wrote this at the top of the description in big bold header text btw) but otherwise i'm glad you had "fun" with the "video game" <3 (PS: i am not liable for any damages caused by the playing of this entertainment software)