If kids are searching for the piston sheep trap, it's already too late mate...
Rule 34 my friend, if it exists, there is porn of it.
The minecraft IP is primarily enjoyed by (hundreds of) thousands of *Children*, not "People". I give the benefit of the doubt to the users on this forum to be adults, but as you pointed out kids most likely already access rule 34. I think I'm clearly engaging with an "18 yr old" right now if you can't understand the point i'm making.
I'm not going to entertain this any further.