There's a weird bug where this porn game is ridiculously hard and rng based for no reason when people are just trying to jack off, what a load of pointless shit waste of time this was. Guards in the tavern are unkillable and I can't progress without going in there, nowhere to heal. Shit game.
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It's not that rng based at all, actually. If you can't beat the guards in the tavern, then you either didn't pick up any equipment on the way there, or you're just... braindead.
Also, even though it's a porn game, it's still a game. If you want to jack off without having to do anything else, I recommend... well... porn.