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I'm currently in jail, again, for....reasons. They(peasants) want to have me executed, but I think I'll just dip....anyways where are you?

im currently at former president jimmy carters funeral. he made it to 100 so he got the insta-monkey. I am now on the run from the not so secret service. I think ill just no-clip through the floor and make it to china tho. wru?

currently at your house under the baseboards of you basement waiting for the time to strike .___. where r u

currently I am stuck in a trash can cause I wanted to yk grab some food outta there but my ears got stuck soooo anyone willing to help me out 😭 there’s a spider here too so.. HALP

apparently im seeking you under ur bed 

itch is kind of boring so prob discord