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So, uhh, Bonzi Buddy/Microsoft Office Assistant, but with boobs?

She didn't really respond to inputs. I managed to get her mad a couple of times, but I wasn't sure what made her that way (typical woman experience, I guess the game is pretty faithful to the source material in that regard). Unfortunately there isn't much to do. I mean, sure, you can, uhh, accidentally swipe the mouse across the boobs and they would jiggle, but the physics are kinda off. Her hand clips through the boobs when she's waving at you, and it feels like you tried to contain her animation in her window - so the waving itself is very uncanny. Bag also clips through her arm.

Again - there's really pretty much nothing here in terms of gameplay - the only thing that there is to interact with is the shop. It took around 1min 15sec to go from 102 to 104 (I spent initial cash to buy a bag). If I were to assume I get 2 points per minute - it would take 125 minutes, or 2 hours, to get one music track, more than 4 hours for a single piece of background, more than 3 hours for a jacket. Cheapest option (a hat) takes 50 minutes. It feels like there's gotta be some premium currency down the line, "use 5 diamonds to skip the wait" kinda deal that's all over mobile games nowadays, because otherwise - those wait times are atrocious.

Now I understand that that may probably be intentional, this is a "run in background doing nothing but drain resources and play a funny animation every now and then" kind of application, BUT. Unlocking all backgrounds  takes 6500 points, which would translate to 54+ hours of having her run in background. Which MAY be possible if you work remotely and spend 8hrs per work day on your personal PC - but even then it would take more than a week to unlock that. And I haven't counted music and accessories.

So yeah, in-app "economy" is pretty scuffed. Easily fixable with Cheat Engine, of course, but still.

Considering this is an app that's supposed to just run in the background and provide you with visual relief - I personally would not include music, OR let it connect to spotify/apple music/youtube music/whatever. You have a decent selection of chill-like music, and it may be fine for some people - but I personally don't know many people who work while listening to lofi chillhop while working - it's either nothing, or podcasts, or some rock/rap/other kind of upbeat music. It may just be that my perception is skewed, but IMO music will be turned off by the majority of people if the app was to be used as a background pretty picture.

Character is cute, but a bit generic. She doesn't look like she should have abs, but she does. Oh well.

I dunno what you wanna do with this app. If it were to be a "desktop companion" - then I dunno. 2007 called, they want their office assistant back. Especially considering some editor apps have similar functionality built-in as plugins.

If it were to be a game - then KinitoPet immideately comes to mind. Bear in mind that KinitoPet came VERY close to being considered a virus/spyware by some due to some of the activities that it performed. Otherwise - I have no idea how this app could be made into a game, aside from becoming a clicker game.

Oh yeah, and no anime girl will ever replace my boi F1 from my childhood memories.