You know what, I'm heartily encouraged by the fact that at least one other person feels the same way as me. And sure, maybe just as a fun little thing, it SHOULD jumpscare us. As long as we get such a menu/mode, I'd be plenty happy either way. I'd very much enjoy having a way to unlock EVERYTHING since I simply don't have the spare time to sink into this game to grind away at all of the content available. I saw elsewhere that even just to grind all of the weapon cards alone, with perfect luck on card RNG, it would take 17.5 hours. I just don't have that kind of time to sink into a NSFW game, as enjoyable as it can be. It would be a huge boost to be able to access all of the content as desired, and just continue to play a match or three here and there when I'm able to find the time.
I imagine the jumpscare you all are talking about is basically...
the sound of EVERYTHING being unlocked AT THE SAME TIME, with HUNDREDS of "X was unlocked" messages appearing, right?
because, yeah, I've got some of those in other games and I always lose it badly, it makes me chuckle for minutes at the lag spike, loud sound and hundreds of pop-ups LOL
More so we're saying, we don't care what it takes to get a cheat/debug menu, we'll even take a jumpscare every time we use it lol. But honestly, yeah, the hundreds if not thousands of popups plus notification sounds with them is probably going to amount to the same thing on first use lmao, unless the menu itself bypasses it for performance's sake.