Hey Ddann :)
We've been half-secretly rewriting the whole wildcard implementation, we have a working prototype here: https://hundredrabbits.github.io/Paradise/
You can find some docs on the new LISP here: https://github.com/hundredrabbits/paradise#scripting
And a list of all available functions here: https://github.com/hundredrabbits/Paradise/blob/master/web/scripts/lain.library....
This version will superseed the current itch build as soon as we've done some further testing :) Let us know what you think, I think you'll like it a whole lot more.