Haha, I see.
I guess if you really want a parody you should have two love interests to choose from:
The super-popular muscle stud that's both an athlethe and top of class who everyone loves that have issues with his parent's overly high expectations...
...and that weird, skinny emo kid in the back of the class type that looks halfway like he's into satantic human sacrifice and/or cutting himself, and acts all socially awkward, but in a really cute way, while still acts tough and stoic most of the time.
I guess I was too tired to see the warning when I looked this game over. lol
Maybe I saw the words "violent" and "sexual in nature" and glossed out everything else. xD