That was pretty fun, Tbh- ending #3 was my favorite. (Rot 13 translation if ya' don't want spoilers)
Vg srryf... Pnfhny, l'xabj?
Abg yvxr- 'V'z qngvat fbzr ryqevgpu orvat', zber yvxr 'V fheivirq-' be rira 'V'z sevraqf jvgu-' na ryqevgpu orvat. Nf fur fnvq fur'q or onpx.