I love the intro to this game! It gave me a great laugh. I didn't really understand the combat mechanic, but I feel like it'll be an easier game when I figure that out. I did enjoy the use of audio in your game, too. I didn't get a crash, but it felt unresponsive occasionally when I went through the menus.
I thoroughly enjoyed the humor you injected into the game and look forward to seeing what you do with it moving forward!