This is unhinged in the best Tumblr way, but I'm stuck at the second boss. It feels like the timing is way too hard to get right, and/or the lifebar of the boss is too big. I can't progress with the story, which is a shame.
Hey Ether! Thanks for your feedback, much appreciated. I've just updated the game with the option to fight bosses on "Easy Mode," which will lower their health from the start. Let me know if you still have trouble with the bosses—I can always adjust the balance further.