Everything about this game is hilarious and I love it.
...But the movement on this character....it looks funny, but uh....it's so hard to control it's almost unplayable.
I managed to beat it, but only because it was funny.
Thank you for the feedback, I just made a quick video showing how to move comfortably.
I have seen after your comment that the mouse turns the character when running around in "tank controls" mode, causing overturning with A and D.
I'll patch it out after the voting, in the meantime I suggest using only WASD when outside the kitchen :)