I LOVE that you have the option to just up and leave. 😂
I'm a big supporter of free will, so I love when games give you the chance to use it. Even if that path is a quick end. (or bad end). lol
Round two...
The guy's a dork. /facepalm while laughing
There is a minor error in your coding I think.
At the attack scene, the timer starts -before- you get the options.
Despite being a pretty fast reader I could only read a single choice before the time ran out. Took me several runs just to figure out what my choices were at all. Never mind picking one.
This game is kinda hilarious. 😂
Not my favorite, but funny as hell.
Who needs enemies when you have friends like that? xD