By the way I feel obligated to share this old joke you undoubtedly have already heard:
So... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic since he's always coming in there, to which the horse replies "I don't think-" and POOF! The horse disappears.
The joke is pretty funny if you're familiar with the famous philosophical proposition of Rene Descartes- 'Cogito ergo sum', or 'I think, therefore, I am.'
I probably should have led with that explanation, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.